You’d better not pout I’m telling you why…
SantaCon is Coming to town:
It all began when Santa met Santa, Santa and Santa’s mum in the Shakespeare’s Head in Holborn:
Santa Proceeded to the Grand Masonic Lodge of England where, surprisingly, Santa was not permitted entry, the Masons will find their stockings rather empty this year methinks.
After this Santa went to somerset house, and went Ice skating, while also managing to get a nice mulled wine stain on his beard.
Then Santa stopped off for a swift Sherry and a mince pie, before making his way to Trafalgar Square. On his way to the Square, Santa saw the meeting of two robot Santas. A truly beautiful moment.
Santa climbed up Nelson’s Column to sing a few christmas carols for the kids. Upon leaving trafalgar Square Santa was interviewed on Russian television, class!
Without further ado, Santa heads to Picadilly circus:
Then into Leicester Square and Soho:
By now, Santa is very drunk:
Santa hooks up with Mrs Santa and heads from Oxford St to St Pauls.
From there it’s across the millenium bridge to the Tate Modern for some more Carol singing.
Santa became part of a huge live art installation within the Tate Modern, before being swiftly ejected by security.
Then Santa stopped for one more drink before bed.
Santa is now recruiting for Santacon 2006!
December 21st, 2005 at 3:01 pm
More santas than usual! Saw Santa in Leicester on Monday getting in his car. He said he was coming off his shift. He had glasses.