DM2 two!
Ok, so when you install it, the drivers admit they are made by Mattel. The buttons apper to be covered by a wipe clean plastic surface (Drool proofing?). It is considerably larger than it appears (by an actual order of magnitude), and does look like a pair of robot breasts.
But I was also able to beatmatch and mix two tunes I’ve never worked with in the past, leaving them in sync for the best part of 30 seconds, crossfader right in the middle. Which on vinyl I wouldn’t have been able to do too often, especially given how drunk I was.
So for £30 I can’t complain 